Hollyer Than Thou

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)2. Secular Humanism (95%)3. Theravada Buddhism (82%)4. Liberal Quakers (81%)5. Neo-Pagan (74%)6. Nontheist (69%)7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)8. New Age (60%)9. Reform Judaism (54%)10. Mahayana Buddhism (51%)11. Orthodox Quaker (45%)12. Taoism (45%)13. Sikhism (41%)14. Scientology (38%)15. Jainism (37%)16. New Thought (34%)17. Baha’i Faith (32%)18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)19. Hinduism (32%)20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)21. Seventh Day Adventist (27%)22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (26%)23. Orthodox Judaism (26%)24. Islam (23%)25. Jehovah’s Witness (19%)26. Eastern Orthodox (17%)27. 

Roman Catholic (17%)

One might view my incompatibility with Catholicism (my partner’s personal religion) a problem. Or one might view it as very entertaining. I choose that one.

themetropoliskid:

tranzient:

calecake:

LOLWUT???
def not pagan. i’m a taoist.

Your Results

The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

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1. Neo-Pagan (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (95%) 3. New Age (93%) 4. Scientology (88%) 5. New Thought (87%) 6. Mahayana Buddhism (87%) 7. Liberal Quakers (81%) 8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (81%) 9. Theravada Buddhism (79%) 10. Hinduism (77%) 11. Taoism (71%) 12. Secular Humanism (70%) 13. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (67%) 14. Nontheist (55%) 15. Reform Judaism (55%) 16. Orthodox Quaker (54%) 17. Sikhism (44%) 18. Seventh Day Adventist (37%) 19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%) 20. Jainism (36%) 21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (34%) 22. Eastern Orthodox (31%) 23. Jehovah’s Witness (31%) 24. Roman Catholic (31%) 25. Orthodox Judaism (27%) 26. Baha’i Faith (26%) 27. Islam (25%)

Your Results

The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.

1. Secular Humanism (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (91%) 3. Liberal Quakers (79%) 4. Nontheist (74%) 5. Theravada Buddhism (65%) 6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%) 7. Neo-Pagan (65%) 8. New Age (53%) 9. Taoism (51%) 10. Reform Judaism (43%) 11. Orthodox Quaker (41%) 12. Mahayana Buddhism (40%) 13. Scientology (29%) 14. Sikhism (28%) 15. New Thought (27%) 16. Baha’i Faith (25%) 17. Jainism (23%) 18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%) 19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (19%) 20. Seventh Day Adventist (18%) 21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (14%) 22. Hinduism (12%) 23. Eastern Orthodox (9%) 24. Islam (9%) 25. Orthodox Judaism (9%) 26. Roman Catholic (9%) 27. Jehovah’s Witness (7%)

Your Results

The top score on the list below represents the faith that Belief-O-Matic, in its less than infinite wisdom, thinks most closely matches your beliefs. However, even a score of 100% does not mean that your views are all shared by this faith, or vice versa.

Belief-O-Matic then lists another 26 faiths in order of how much they have in common with your professed beliefs. The higher a faith appears on this list, the more closely it aligns with your thinking.

How did the Belief-O-Matic do? Discuss your results on our message boards.

1. Secular Humanism (100%)2. Unitarian Universalism (93%)3. Nontheist (76%)4. Liberal Quakers (72%)5. Theravada Buddhism (66%)6. Neo-Pagan (63%)7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)8. New Age (46%)9. Reform Judaism (46%)10. Taoism (44%)11. Scientology (35%)12. Orthodox Quaker (34%)13. Sikhism (34%)14. Mahayana Buddhism (32%)15. New Thought (32%)16. Baha’i Faith (30%)17. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (20%)20. Eastern Orthodox (18%)21. Islam (18%)22. Jainism (18%)23. Orthodox Judaism (18%)24. Roman Catholic (18%)25. Seventh Day Adventist (15%)26. Hinduism (11%)27. Jehovah’s Witness (6%)

no surprises here. except apparently i’m closer to Mormonism than I am to Islam. welp.